How To Piss Away $32,000 On A Six-Year-Old’s Birthday Party

By Tracie Egan Morrissey

The sickest thing about TLC's new reality show Outrageous Kid Parties was not witnessing a mother go disgustingly overboard or that the little girl (obviously) didn't appreciate the extravagance of it all, seeing as she's a very young child, and she instead bitched about a piece of her birthday cake not being the right color.

This was all sick, but not the worst part of it all. The the sickest thing is the fact that I wasn't impressed. I watched a four-year-old have a $60,000 birthday party on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills at which diamond Barbie necklaces were given out as favors. Step it up, TLC. This is bush league.


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